robbed from Barbs

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
Sarah
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal
is it?
A hedgehog

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
I step over it.

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your
dream house. Describe its size?
Huge with towers rising into the sky and forboding windows.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

A wall but most of it's broken now.

6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room
table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.
The table is long and old and has a full silver dinner service laid on it, with cobwebs from one set of silver candlestick holder to the others. (A la Miss Havisham's house)

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup.
What material is the cup made of?
Cheap plastic.

8. What do you do with the cup?
Drop kick it into the rough undergrowth.

9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at
the edge of a body of water. What type of body of water is it?
It's a lake like Loch Lomand or Loch Ness.

10. How will you cross the water?
Boat.
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This has been a relational psychology test. The answers given to the questions
have been shown to have a relevance to values and ideals that we hold in our
personal lives. The analysis:

1. The person who you are walking with is the most important person in
your life.

2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size
of your problems.

3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative
of how you deal with your problems (passive/aggressive).

4. The size of your dream house is representative of the size of your ambition
to resolve your problems.

5. No fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all
times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd
prefer people not to drop by unannounced.

6. If your answer did not include food, people, or flowers, then you are
generally unhappy.

7. The durability of the material with which the cup is made of is
representative of the perceived durability of your relationship with the
person named in number 1. For example, styrofoam, plastic, and paper are
all disposable, styrofoam, paper and glass are not durable, and metal
and plastic are durable.

8. Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude towards
the person in number 1.

9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your
sexual desire.

10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative
importance of your sex life.

So it seems Sarah is the most important person in my life, I don't give a toss about my problems and I'll strive to solve any dilemma. I'm obviously unhappy though I did mention, cutlery AND Miss Havisham and I have let some of my barriers down. I see Sarah as a cheap plastic cup that I want to kick into the forest whilst having a large sexual appetite I'm apparently not arsed about.
red plastic cup
Bollocks to all that