this morning:

basically I'm sat in the Lotus (with my boss) waiting at a junction and some middle aged dick in a suit stops his BMW M3 convertible right outside my door end on- i.e. his front bumper is an inch from my door. Not pleased I motion him to move then he smiles. So pissed off, I climb out of the window (the hard top is on) and I slap the guy hard twice and tell him to move his car. He says " You better park your car whilst I cuff you"

He's a cop! And I'm like " But you provoked me, you bastard!" and he's like " tough, it's down the station for you"

Now weird dream or what?

:)