1- How to unblock a sink (just now)
2- How NOT to drive a Lotus in the wet
3- How NOT to drive a low powered car vs a large white van
4- Stella is good
5- Apple Macintosh computers rule the world
6- Fingerspelling BSL
7- Burping is cathartic
8- Washing the dishes is good for her hands
9- The phrase "That doesn't count" - when related to beer and the household budget
10- £2000 for a new Macbook Pro is an investment
11- A new plasma for Xmas is far better than presents for each other
12- We need a blu ray player
13- She can have her dream car (the Lotus)
14- Socks worn all day can be like small kittens
15- Leaving some of the Xmas lighting up makes the room homely
16- Loud is just comparative when playing DVD's
17- 16:9 and 4:3 ARE NOT THE SAME (still working on this one)
18- That I can listen and play WoW at the same time
19- Women can empty the bin too (not working really)
20- Lots of pots and pans are needed for good cooking

Now she's going to kill me

*runs and hides*

:)