1- Sky Movies is a good thing over Xmas
2- Emptying the bin is a man's job
3- So is cooking
4- I need to earn more money to fund her shopping
5- She is in control of the remote control
6- Chocolate is a necessity not a luxury
7- There's is no such thing as too much Bailey's
8- Haircuts are worth the expense
9- Everything I own became "ours" when we got married
10- Everything she owns is hers
11- If the car breaks it's my car
12- Trying to drive the Polo like the Lotus is not a good idea
13- I am the blogger in the house not her
14- Cooking should involve one pan to clean, that I clean
15- I should like ironing
16- She knows better, about everything, unless it's electricity and plumbing
17- Men do electric things and wet things not her
18- Slapping her arse every single day is not amusing or affectionate (it is :) )
19- "Us" time means logging out of World of Warcraft
20- She works hard

:)