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Lights, camera, action. From LandersUK in Best viewed at www.iamlanders.com (1 hour old)

There was a time, back in the day, when... read more!… more

No Sex-Were British! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (6 hours old)

London – Westminster: A bill passed Parliament today, outlawing the possession of "extreme pornography" is set to become law next week. However the law, which encompasses 'violent sexual act’s could… more

Orange Fruit Juice Causes Influenza Shock! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (7 hours old)

United Kingdom – Oxford – A Scientific report released today by UK Scientists contains startling new information in reference to orange juice and the common cold. Experiments conducted by Oxford … more

I assume... From ajnspencer ^Pro in Welcome to AJ's... (8 hours old)

...Juzzzy will have seen this, lol Birthday card anger… more

A roof over your head From miramaze in miramiramazing (9 hours old)

Switched on the TV this morning and learned that ; There are about 17,000 homeless people in Sweden, the exact number is not known as people refuse to take advantage of shelters as there are too m… more

Writing From BanterNotIncluded in BanterNotIncluded Blog (9 hours old)

So as I've said a few times I'm trying to write 50,000 words of a novel in 30 days... (www.nanowrino.org if interested) and by today I should have written 34,000 words to keep up with the reccomended … more

Smelly puss... again From gardengirl in Garden Girl Blog (10 hours old)

I was going to take a photo of the puss in her nice red collar today but she went out this morning, got in a fight and has lost it.  Worse than that, she stinks, who knows what she has got on her.… more

Ah well... From BanterNotIncluded in BanterNotIncluded Blog (10 hours old)

So I finally rested my head at 4.30am and woke at 8am.... Suffice to say I'm utterly pooped! My legs and shoulders ache from yesterdays attempts at "keep fit" and my head is a mash-up. But it's … more

the sweary Mala From malakeas ^Pro in Hello! And welcome! Mostly... (11 hours old)

I am trying verrrrrrrrrrrrry hard not to swear on my blog but in real life my mouth is a naughty one. Surely there are other words in the English language that would make my point and yet I default… more

I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (12 hours old)

Time was being called on the reality TV programme 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here' after former Eastenders star Lucy Benjamin was brutally clubbed to death and eaten. The drama unfolded after… more

Counting Down the Hours... From louisa-outram ^Pro in Wednesday! (13 hours old)

Wahey! My last day of work for 2 weeks!! And I only have 10 days of work left until January :>> Off to manchester this weekend... I have booked my Pole Divas ticket, I have booked my hotel (cheap t… more

The rain has stopped... for now. From gardengirl in Garden Girl Blog (13 hours old)

At last a blue sky so maybe I will be able able to get out into the garden.  One of the slabs on the path needs a bit of fixing so I hope that they will come back and do that if it does stays dry. Th… more

What a day.... From BanterNotIncluded in BanterNotIncluded Blog (19 hours old)

Man it's been a crazy one.... I woke with the bf, waved him off to work and set about doing a work out DVD - an hour of huffing and puffing and wincing and trying to convince myself dancing like a … more

easy cable knit hat From malakeas ^Pro in Knitting & Crochet (21 hours old)

I saw this on the Canadian Living site... ....and thought I would love to knit it for the upcoming winter. Here are the directions: You need: • 2 balls (50 g) Patons Rumor 84 per c… more

the typer From malakeas ^Pro in Hello! And welcome! Mostly... (22 hours old)

I am a fast typer. No doubt. But.....I do not type 'properly' as I taught myself how to type and my fingers go wonky every now and again so my spelling is crap but I get the job done. I look … more

Oh, you're still here....good. From smb1982 in Mindbulbs (1 day old)

I have been lazy. So much going on (excuse) over the last few weeks (excuse) I just havent had time to write anything (big excuse). First off an offering of beautiful music: I love this… more

Karzai SWORN in From MichaelStMark ^Pro in CHEEKY STOAT (1 day old)

President Hamid Karzai SWORN in for a further term. " Bast*d Bob Ainsworth MP gimp-masked and encased in a latex bondage bag in a dominatrix brothel dungeon ... being bounced on by two gasmasked … more

Evening Spews From rithompson in Painting The World Pink (1 day old)

We may not have the opportunity to chose the President of Europe, but we can still be thankful that those doing the appointing have made millions of Europeans happy by rejecting smug, war-loving, To… more

Waiting... From gardengirl in Garden Girl Blog (1 day old)

My day has been spent waiting for the builders to arrive... it did not happen until late afternoon so it was a bit of a wasted day.  However it has been pouring with rain all day so I am not that fuss… more

From rithompson in Random Football Match Related Stories (1 day old)

Firstly, I'd like to say "Well done France!" - you missed a golden opportunity to rid yourselves of the Alistair Darling Muppet that coaches you. Now you're stuck with his bad management - and the f… more

Celebrating! From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (1 day old)

I just found out that the notorious clone of Mrs Thatcher, the utterly revolting money-grubber Blair is no longer in contention for the post of European Council president. Perhaps now he will start wo… more

Viagra Spill Revives Loch Ness! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (1 day old)

Scotland-Inverness — A Coastal freighter containing 62,000 metric tons of popular impotence drug Viagra heading for Inverness struck a submerged rock outcrop and sank in Loch Ness today. As a result… more

the group saga From malakeas ^Pro in Respectful Blogging (1 day old)

I respect a group owner's decision to delete a post or a comment as that is their prerogative. After all it is their group. I have the choice to join the group or leave if I do not like their … more

Email notifications gone. From menhir in Bugs (1 day old)

Roughly, since the tags were re-developed, my email notifications of replies and comments to posts has been disrupted - I do not get any! I have checked my profile several times, even re-entered the … more

CAN ANYONE HELP PLEASE. From menhir in MY Word (1 day old)

Can anybody help with a problem I do not seem to be able to resolve, p.l.e.a.s.e. I used to receive email notifications of comments and replies to posts. This stopped working or happening, about t… more

Englishman Found Guilty of Sexual Breach of the Peace. From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (1 day old)

Following last week's barmy decision by a District Judge in Wales that a man who masturbated with a Tricycle in a hotel room was guilty of sexual breach of the peace, another District Judge in Wal… more

You can't believe the Telegraph... From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (1 day old)

They have this fine picture of a lenticular cloud, here... Underneath, the text says... Sometimes likened to UFOs, lenticular clouds are usually created by gravity waves. No, they are not… more

Social phobias From ajnspencer ^Pro in Welcome to AJ's... (1 day old)

It's interesting how things work out sometimes. I've been thinking a lot about social phobias lately (not least mine) and then see THIS about school phobia on the BBC. Personally I'm pretty sure… more

Stolen Pregnancy Diaries Appear Online! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (1 day old)

Kent: When four women from Bromley sat down to document their experiences of first-time pregnancy and childbirth, their instinct was to be as blunt on paper as they were with each other. However … more

Transformers - Robots on the Dole? From ajnspencer ^Pro in Welcome to AJ's... (1 day old)

This is a quite specific job posting I've just seen: Maybe they hope there's a Transformer looking for work between movies... although I have a feeling a 20 foot high death dealing robot probab… more