bmw

BMW Adverts from jaketaylor ^Pro 29 days old

I thought when you went Pro on BCUK you cut out adverts so fuck off with these BMW ones on the home page i.don't.want.one.

weird dream from jaketaylor ^Pro 357 days old

this morning: basically I'm sat in the Lotus (with my boss) waiting at a junction and some middle aged dick in a suit stops his BMW M3 convertible right ...

thing to remember from jaketaylor ^Pro 1042 days old

when making chilli and chopping chillies and crushing dried chillies and using my LEFT HAND DON'T under any circumstance then itch my eye with my LEFT ...

XMAS IS HERE!!!!! from jaketaylor ^Pro 1061 days old

[ ... ] for BMW's to buy try and bloody park in Canterbury! but I can do all this AT MY LEISURE ahhhhhhh ---now relax---- I did manage to get one ...

bang bang you're dead from jaketaylor ^Pro 1078 days old

[ ... ] a BMW 535i for me though COME ON Lotus Elise's are £10, 000 minimum for second hand you know I would if I could honest anyway time for ...

memories from jaketaylor ^Pro 1080 days old

[ ... ] BMW 535i's want one and I'm so not a BMW "person" tomorrow I have 400,000 things to do at work all of which are of equal importance and in ...

BMW Alpina from jaketaylor ^Pro 1113 days old

recent conversation with Sarah. J: What car does your boss have? S: It's a BMW Alpina J: That's not a BMW it could be any BMW if it's an Alpina. S: ...

fucking dickheads from jaketaylor ^Pro 1314 days old

driving in to work this morning with the job-hunting girl and some (BMW) driver tried to cut me up on a mistake HE had made but I did not back down and ...

just found this! from jaketaylor ^Pro 1456 days old

it's true, it is! it is!